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Old ranch owner John farmed a small ranch in Montana. The Montana Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his workers and sent an agent out to interview him. So he started calling his kids after something around his farm. It was the first day of school and the teacher asked each child their name.

It was a cold November afternoon, so he stopped and asked Farmer Ellis why such a large crowd of men was gathered there. Then he went over to Darcy, my dog, who was badly hurt, and shot him. You may be able to add to this list - if so, please send your funnies to us. She told me later: A young boy, Neil, aged about 9, opened the door. She went into town with Dad.

Barry Farmer stood there for a few seconds, shifting from one foot to the other and muttering to himself. Or maybe I could take a message fer Dad. They trod on his corn. Did you hear about the farmer who ploughed his field with a steamroller? He wanted to grow mashed potatoes. What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted.

When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow to pasture. He has got no beef. So he runs to the house and the old rancher is sitting on the porch. The two began yet another session of bickering about which of them was the favourite son and it was getting into full flow when they were invited, by Mr Cobbler, into the office.

After a few preliminaries, including the disposal of a few small items to the cousins and old friends, the important bit came: I told you, Luke, you were the favourite.

Did you shoot it in the hole? No, in the head. Two west country yokels were on the train heading homewards through Somerset, England when one of them noticed some cows. I have no secrets to keep from a cow. The city slicker parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location.

From there he feeds the data to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. Within seconds he receives an email on his Smart phone that the image has been processed and the data stored. Double or nothing that I can guess your exact occupation. Time and the Pig On a drive in the country, Roger, a city gent noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after another.

Something to make fire. Never heard of it. The dairy cooperative Calon Wen is introducing "Fancy a Farmer? The men and women were all members of the cooperative, the report said.

Iwan Jones, 30 of Groes Bach, Groes, near Denbig, and a director of the Calon Wen cooperative, conceptualized the idea after numerous love failures for himself.

The Urban Farmer: Growing Food for Profit on Leased and Borrowed Land [Curtis Allen Stone] on *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. There are 40 million acres of lawns in North America. In their current form, these unproductive expanses of grass represent a significant financial and environmental cost. However. More Farmer Jokes and Amusing Stories Got That Farmer's Number. Sally was in the Fox and Hounds at Newbridge last Saturday night, when this really ugly looking guy walked into the bar.

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